this is funny:
An old lady returned from church bible studies and saw an
intruder in her house stealing her valuables.
She yelled out, "STOP! Acts 2:38 - Repent and be baptised in the
name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven!"
The intruder stopped in his tracks and didn't move. The
old lady called the police and told them what she had done.
When the police came and cuffed the intruder who was still
rooted to the spot, they asked him, "Why did you just stand there?
All she did was yell a scripture passage at you?"
"Scripture?" replied the intruder, "She said she had an axe and
two .38s!"
